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· Your first name and last initial
· Your location (city, state, etc.)
· Your idea

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30 Responses to “Request Free Cartoon”

  1. 1 Mark L. from Madison, Wisconsin June 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    OK, here’s a concept. It’s called “Strange Urges.” It’s a series of panels presented vertically.

    – 1st panel: woman, then guy, both facing out of the panel at us, a couple feet apart. The woman has on a sexy business suit or something. The guy is giving her a surreptitious leer, like he’s trying to stare without being obvious.
    – 2nd panel: guy’s giant Rolling Stones-like tongue comes out and reaches across the distance to lick her entire body.
    – 3rd panel: guy is on his back, and his legs are reaching over so his prehensile, monkey-like feet are groping her.
    – 4th panel: guy is facing her singing opera with a dialog bubble that says either something gibberish (like faux Chinese characters with musical notes around them).
    – 5th panel: guy is playing gal like an accordion.
    – 6th panel: guys is peeking out from between her legs.
    – 7th panel: guy has morphed into a baby suckling her (maybe right through the jacket)
    – 8th panel: guy is sprinkling fresh ground pepper or parmesan cheese on her.

    Etc. etc. etc. (Pool your ideas, use only those above you like.)

  2. 3 Dave June 25, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    Some ideas to cartoonify:

    1. wardrobe malfunction
    2. “drill, baby, drill”
    3. Ponzi scheme
    4. The Beatles
    5. American Idol
    6. Cross Dressing

  3. 4 KEVIN IS THE MAN IN ST LOUIS June 26, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    HI GUYS.


    • 5 Cartoon Stand June 26, 2009 at 7:40 pm

      Oh, Kevin, no.

      First, notice the Caps Lock key just left of the A.

      Second, this concept is ripped off from the Naked Gun (“Nice Beaver.” “Thank you, I just had it stuffed.”)

      But congrats on one thing: This post inspires a change to the FAQ, so we’ll keep it here.

  4. 6 Mark Linsenmayer June 27, 2009 at 12:24 am

    Just to be as offensive as possible, I’d like to see a cartoon of Michael Jackson rising from the dead a la Jesus, like emerging from the cave with the rock rolled aside and light streaming out from behind him.

    • 7 Mark Linsenmayer June 27, 2009 at 12:27 am

      …I’m not saying it’s a funny idea; I just want to see it get forwarded all over the Internet for no good reason.

      • 8 Cartoon Stand June 27, 2009 at 11:40 am

        Mark, we loved your first suggestion (Strange Urges), but making a distasteful drawing for the purpose of bringing something distasteful into the world, is, alas, not fun.

        Now Jesus moonwalking is another story…

  5. 9 Harry W. from Niles, IL June 27, 2009 at 11:51 am

    I’ve always thought it would be cool (and a bit irreverent) to turn works of fine art into cartoons. Perhaps you would consider something like that.

    It’s almost the 4th of July, and there are some good patriotic paintings to choose from, like Washington Crossing the Delaware or the Spirit of ’76. Or just any old classic painting would be cool. Mona Lisa. The Last Supper. Just some suggestions.

  6. 10 Karen S June 28, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    I would enjoy seeing Jesus depicted as he must be envisioned by the religious right. Obviously he would have to be republican, perhaps proudly carrying his firearm and doing his best to destroy the environment. Certainly he would be pro death penalty and anti science. However you illustrate the irony here is up to you! 🙂

  7. 11 Karen S June 30, 2009 at 9:43 am

    On the misfortune of dying the same day as MJ:
    How about a young guy wearing a single glove, moonwalking, etc. asking the question, “Farrah who?”

    • 12 Cartoon Stand June 30, 2009 at 10:17 pm

      Did Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett die? I didn’t see it on the news.

      Thanks for the suggestions, Karen, and keep ’em coming.

  8. 13 David M July 1, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    Would you be interested in illustrating a handout intended for high school and university students on “Why Bicycle”. The text is online at http://www.ibike.org/ecouragement/why-bicycle-101.pdf

  9. 16 Harry in Niles July 4, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    You say you do caricatures. Can we see one?

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